Yo momma so fat that when she goes swimming she has to watch out for torpedoes!

Yo momma so fat that she broke a branch on the family tree

Yo mamma so fat she jumped in the ocean and the whales started signing "We are Family!"

Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people think she's backing up

Yo momma so fat her nickname is "DAMN"

Yo momma so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.

Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise

Yo momma so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone

Yo mamma so fat you have to roll over twice to get off her

Yo momma so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling "Free Willy"

Yo momma so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!

Yo momma so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"

Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"

Yo momma so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller

Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too

Yo momma so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!

Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"

Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.

Yo momma so fat she's got her own area code!

Yo momma so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!

Yo momma so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!

Yo momma so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!

Yo momma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose.

Yo momma so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!

Yo momma so fat she's on both sides of the family!

Yo momma so fat that when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips!

Yo momma so fat her belly button's got an echo.

Yo momma so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper!

Yo momma so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!

Yo momma so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping

Yo momma so fat she has to buy two airline tickets.

Yo momma so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.

Yo momma so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.

Yo momma so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.

Yo momma so fat she stands in two time zones.

Yo momma so fat it takes her two trips to haul ass

Yo momma so fat when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.

Yo momma so fat sets off car alarms when she runs.

Yo momma so fat she lays on the beach and greenpeace tried to push her back in the water

Yo momma so fat she uses redwoods to pick her teeth

Yo momma so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures

Yo momma so fat she put on some BVD's and by the time they got to her waist they spelled out boulevard.

Yo momma so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.

Yo momma so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.

Yo momma so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow!

Yo momma so fat she uses I-95 for a Slip 'n Slide

Yo momma so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.

Yo momma so fat the National Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts!

Yo momma so fat she was Miss Arizona -- class Battleship

Yo momma so fat she went on a date with high heels on and came back with sandals!

Yo momma so fat she was zoned for commercial development